What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?